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  • 17Nov

    1yr_laineyWow, Lainey is now a year old. She is standing up and walking, babbling and destroying everything in her path. It is hard to fathom that only twelve months ago, I could hold her in the palm of my hand, her little butt fitting perfectly there almost like it was engineered to do so.

    Lainey is sprouting into a feisty little fireball. “No” is currently the most repeated word in the house. Nearly every waking moment of the day her little fingers are darting towards light sockets and Xbox On/Off switches and her miniature palms are constantly smacking on keyboard, remote controls and anything else with a button. All Sara and I do anymore is follow the kid around picking up her messes and pulling her away from things she shouldn’t be in.

    Lainey almost reminds me of a little pup who doesn’t realize she’s isn’t a big dog. She never hesitates to turn around and look me dead in the face as I scold her and bark back, “Oh, Oh” in her own little attempt at saying “no” back to me.

    Last week we held her first birthday party. She was fearless, trotting around with all the bigger kids, grabbing at the little circles of pepperoni on their slices of pizza and attempting to steal sips of their sodas and cool-aid. The little pup definitely thought she was a big dog that night.

    Earlier tonight we laid in the bed together and I watched her grab the remote control yet again. I was just about to steal it away before she had a chance to toss it off the bed or smash it against the wall, only this time she held it up, pointed it at the TV and shook it. And over the weekend I watched her grab one of my Wii-motes, hold it up to her ear and pretend to have a conversation!

    She really is just a little pup who thinks she’s a big dog. Copying everything we do, taking in everything she hears and sees and trying to play it back to us.

    This weekend I’m going to make her watch me fold laundry for an entire day strait. Think she’ll learn to copy that behavior?

  • 08Nov

    Life has been crazy lately.  At work they fired my boss and the person directly under me and I got to inherit both their work loads, I started grad school and suddenly Lainey has become insanely mobile.  The kid is literally in everything all the time.  All these new changes make for all work and little play.  It seems like I have a hard time finding a moment to do anything not work, school or baby related these days (as you might gather from the utter lack of blog posts on the site.)

    But, no matter how tough or busy life gets, you can never forget to enjoy the little things… like Lainey sticking her tongue in the end of a vacuum hose.

  • 19Sep

    Lainey always screams when we put her down to sleep. It does not matter what time of day (or night) it is. It does not even matter if she was previously asleep before we lay her down! As soon as she hits that mattress, she’s awake and screaming.

    So a few weekends ago when we put Lainey down and she started her ranting, we didn’t think anything of it. I closed the door behind me and went about my mopping of all the dried up slobber trails Lainey had created by dragging her tongue across the floor in our living room.

    Eventually Sara went to check on the frantic child and to our delight we had a wonderful chocolate surprise! Lainey had ripped her diaper off, grabbed a turd like it was a giant chunk of sidewalk chalk and went wild, painting her crib and face in the filth.

    These pictures are going in the vault for the first time she brings home a boy I don’t really care for!

    “Hey buddy, did you know your girlfriend there used to eat poop? I’d think twice before swapping spit with this one!”

    P1020166

  • 10Aug

    Every time this kid hears music she starts bobbing up and down. Lets hope this doesn’t mean she’s destined to be an exotic dancer.

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